A satirical look at the Philadelphia region and beyond. (All stories are fabricated, with no basis on fact.)
Tuesday, April 5, 2016
Villanova Champs: University brought in 'around 30' older model BMWs, Porsches, Land Rovers for students to turnover
The university worked with state and local police to bring in older model luxury cars for students to flip over in case the men's basketball team captured the national championship on Monday night. The university also offered a 2-hour course on Sunday covering how to safely overturn a vehicle. (The course was non-credit.) "We wanted safe celebrations," said one school official. "It was a huge, safe success."
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