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Showing posts with label world cup. Show all posts
Showing posts with label world cup. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
Friday, July 18, 2014
World Cup: New Bus Rapid Transit (BRT) system debuts just in time for all-important weekend after major soccer tournament ends
"It was a nail-biter," said Adao Juan Felipe, Brazil's deputy of transit infrastructure. "We really pushed, we didn't think having the BRT completed in time for the weekend after the World Cup ended was feasible. It's a credit to all involved."
Friday, July 11, 2014
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
World Cup: FIFA pressuring ESPN to release percentage of Brazilian rainforest razed to construct eloborate Rio set
Some scientists estimate, simply by viewing the many broadcasts, that the sports network felled up to 35% of the country's jungle canopy to provide the materials for the "Beautiful Set."
Tuesday, July 8, 2014
Thursday, July 3, 2014
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
Thursday, June 26, 2014
World Cup: U.S. tennis great Andre Agassi embracing head coaching role with Chile
"I am grateful for the opportunity that the people of Chile have given me," said retired American tennis star Andre Agassi, current head coach of Chile's men's national soccer team. "[Chile] took a chance on a guy that knows nearly nothing about soccer. I mean, I know the whole 'don't use your hands thing.' The team has really embraced my idea of training while gripping a tennis racket. Yep, that's all we do is play tennis using a soccer ball. But, looking at our performance in this World Cup, I'd say it's working."
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Monday, June 23, 2014
World Cup: ESPN's new soccer ball cameras forcing television viewers to take motion sickness medication
Dramamine purchases every remaining commercial slot for conclusion of tournament. The sports network claims that if players were striking the eight-pound ball correctly, there would be "zero spin," and, thus, a "much more enjoyable experience for the home audience."
Friday, June 20, 2014
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Director Marty Di Bergi wants shot at remaking World Cup broadcast player introductions--'the arm folding part'
The This is Spinal Tap director claims his arm folding work in the below clip--specifically, the 0:42 second mark--speaks for itself. "Nothing against FIFA, but I deserve a shot to rework the player intros," said De Bergi.
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