White House mum on why Hulk Hogan was in Situation Room during bin Laden raid

Washington, DC--White House officials are not discussing the reasons behind the presence of former WWF wrestler Hulk Hogan in the Situation Room during the highly secretive raid of terrorist Osama bin Laden's compound in Pakistan on Sunday. The American people and the media can only speculate that he had some hand in the operation, or, more likely, was there to give the elite audience a pep talk before, during and after watching the mission unfold before them in real time via satellite. Did he talk during the entire raid? Did he give his signature do-rag away after the raid was all over and deemed a success? Did he frantically look around the room for a top rope after the news broke only to be thoroughly disappointed there was no ring? Or, did he just stand there, silent, thinking, 'Why the hell am I wearing sunglasses indoors?' These are questions we may never know the answer to. But, we do know that the Hulkster is a true American. Thank you, Mr Hogan ... thanks, a lot.