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Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Sixers finally win a game: Team ends 0-0 record with impressive win over defending champs
Before the game, the team held a very embarrassing 0-0 record. "That 0-0 record was tough, but it's over now and we don't have to answer any more questions about it," said first-year Sixers coach Brett Brown.