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Wednesday, February 5, 2014
Power company reminding public to 'use extreme caution' when moving downed, live wires
"If the wires are sparking and smoking, please--I cannot stress this enough--use gloves or an old rag when grabbing the lines," said one local power company official. "Make sure the gloves or rags are dry."