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Thursday, June 12, 2014
Concert goers spend entire performance avoiding beach tag checkers at renovated, sandy Festival Pier
At one point during the concert the entire audience entered the Delaware River--scaling a chain link fence in the process--in an effort to avoid paying the $14/day beach tag cost. "I had to go to the bathroom anyway," said one reveler.
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