A satirical look at the Philadelphia region and beyond.
(All stories are fabricated, with no basis on fact.)
Monday, July 28, 2014
Outdoor moviegoers miss ending of 'Up' after helium-filled, inflatable movie screen drifts into the night sky
"It was only supposed to rise about ten feet off the ground," said a movie screen rental employee. "It was a publicity stunt that went very wrong. Please keep your eyes out for a large, inflatable movie screen, last spotted floating southwest."