Thursday, January 22, 2009

Brunei shocked by Cardinals success


Bandar Seri Begawan, Brunei—Residents of this tiny southeast Asian country, situated on the north side of Borneo island, were indeed shocked when they learned that the Arizona Cardinals had advanced to the Super Bowl in Tampa, FL. Many of the estimated 400,000 inhabitants were surprised by the Cards victory over Atlanta, very surprised at the dismantling of Carolina and utterly shocked by the dispatching of Philadelphia.

The country's leader, Hassanal Bolkiah, also expressed shock at the notion of a National Football Conference represented by an Arizona Cardinals team.

"This is very shocking," said the leader. "Shocked! That's all I can say. Utterly shocked. As I'm sure much of the world is."

From Namibia to Sri Lanka and the Maldives to Uruguay the world is shocked by the Arizona Cardinals playoff run.

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Cardinals fans say they have always had faith that their beloved football team would push this far into the NFL postseason.

"We shocked the world. We never had any doubt. We are not shocked by how our team has performed. Not shocked at all," said Dennis Bertuzi, a Cardinals fan from Flagstaff, AZ. "I have to assume, though, that much of the world is shocked."

A large number of Cardinals fans did, however, express being shocked that Tottenham Hotspur and the Blackburn Rovers were in 16th and 17th place, respectively, in the current English Premier League standings.

1 comment:

Tom Goodman said...

Wonderful blog. Reflecting pool piece priceless. Reminds me of a friend from graduate school who used to collage postcards for our joint effort in the nonphenomena foundation. The one that came to mind was a mountain butte in the American SW with a river flowing in front of it. He collaged Gerald Ford's face on the butte's facade perfectly then noted the assembled throngs were amazed it cast no reflection in the river's still waters.