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Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Pipeline company customer appreciation dinner has tough act to follow at Lucas Oil Stadium
"No, our customer appreciation dinner will not be the spectacle that the Super Bowl is, but we'll sure as hell try," said Robert Grapple, assistant CEO of EJP & Sensus, a pipeline specialists company who reserved Lucas Oil Stadium, this year's site of the Super Bowl in Indianapolis, for a company event nearly two weeks after the big game. "Did I mention we sell all kinds of piping. Go ahead, name any kind of pipe or pipeline or piping. I guarantee we sell it and I'll double guarantee that we'll install it. Pipe originated in Mesopotamia in ... well, it was certainly very early on. Pipe carries water and all sorts of other kinds of liquids. Pipe comes from the Latin word pipetus, which, roughly translated, means pipe."
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