A satirical look at the Philadelphia region and beyond. (All stories are fabricated, with no basis on fact.)
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Rookie sports reporter loses best-of-seven rocks-paper-scissors matchup, must now cover compelling Predators-Coyotes series
"I knew I should have gone with rock that last round, I totally went against my instincts," said Harold Bentley, a first-year sports reporter with the Flagstaff Daily Times Sentinel in Flagstaff, AZ, referring to a rock-paper-scissors tournament that determined which reporter for the paper would cover the second-round playoff series between the Phoenix Coyotes and the Nashville Predators. "Yay, I'm off to Phoenix and Nashville ... by bus. Yay."
Monday, April 23, 2012
Fenway Park at 100: Groundbreaking participants 'came for the beans'

Sunday, April 22, 2012
Monday, April 16, 2012
Morgan Freeman 'appalled' by Penguins dirty play; backs out of deal to narrate team's season highlights

Saturday, April 14, 2012
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Report: Coast Guard loses three men while sinking unmanned Tsunami Ghost Ship

Monday, April 9, 2012
Valley Forge Casino Opens: Park reenactors including new slot machines in tales from the encampment

Thursday, April 5, 2012
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Every year same debate surfaces as March turns to April: Should spring training batting practice home runs count as regular season statistics?

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