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Tuesday, July 3, 2012
New Damon Buster's restaurant/arcade along waterfront has rival Dave & Buster's concerned
Atlanta, GA--The rapidly growing restaurant/arcade Damon Buster's opens a new location every two weeks in the United States. The Atlanta-based chain will quickly overtake Dave & Buster's, the restaurant's chief competition, at its current rate of expansion. "Our policy is to grow, grow, grow, and then grow," said Damon Buster, the company's founder and president. "We offer a very unique product that our loyal customers appreciate, a product very much the same as Dave & Buster's, but at the same time, very different." Mr. Damon Buster also wanted to point out that MLB's Johnny Damon and Buster Posey are in no way involved with the chain, as one recent national television commercial suggested.
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