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Friday, August 16, 2013
ArenaBowl XXVI: Target, Walmart, BestBuy, bracing for annual 'no change whatsoever' in TV sales
Employees working in the consumer electronics department are encouraged to take time off during the week leading up to the AFL's showcase event. "It's nice," said one employee. "Things get real quiet around here."