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Sunday, June 28, 2015
Nautical revelers very confused as Tall Ships Festival simply a model ship exhibition
"I thought they were going to be full-size ships, not models," said Dennis Harris, a Medford, NJ, resident. "I paid $85 for a 90-minute Delaware River cruise aboard a tall ship. How does that work? It's not the Small Ships Festival"