A satirical look at the Philadelphia region and beyond.
(All stories are fabricated, with no basis on fact.)
Saturday, July 4, 2015
Mayor insists that ad to 'come celebrate town's 241st Fourth of July parade' is no typo
"We declared our independence on July 4, 1774. Yep, we were the first--and actually had an elaborate parade that day--but it cost us dearly. About half the town was shot down by the creek the next morning."