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Wednesday, December 25, 2013
Family 'sort of annoyed' that soldier planned no elaborate surprise return for the holidays
"We picked him up at the airport after he sent us an email about a week ago that he was coming home for Christmas," said the soldier's father. "I mean, I'm thrilled that he's home, but, c'mon, put some effort into your arrival, man."