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Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Blake Bortles joining with LeBron James to launch world's first wine cooler sports drink: Bortles & James
The new alcoholic sports beverage will replace depleted electrolytes and give athletes "a pretty good buzz." Television ads will remind consumers to drink responsibly and to have a "designated player."