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Friday, October 31, 2008
Phillies players will not attend today's parade
Philadelphia Soul players will sit in for Phillies players during today's World Series Championship parade down Broad St. due to a scheduling conflict. The entire team is contractually obligated to attend the taping of a commercial for D'Ambrosio Dodge at the airport auto mall.
"It's unfortunate but we signed a deal with [D'Ambrosio Dodge] to tape a Halloween Phillies commercial back in April," said Phillies president, David Montgomery.
Officials feel that crowds will remain civil during the parade as long as Jon Bon Jovi makes an appearance.
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