A satirical look at the Philadelphia region and beyond. (All stories are fabricated, with no basis on fact.)
Monday, October 6, 2008
Manuel drives an automatic
Charlie Manuel(above) finally succumbed to the pressure of the Philadelphia media and admitted to driving an automatic transmission automobile. The Philadelphia Phillies manager had denied rumors for several years that he drove a car without a gear shift.
"We saw him get out of the car and not put the parking break on. We confronted him and he admitted it there on the spot. I then looked through the car window to confirm his statement," said Action News correspondent, Gary Smith.
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