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Monday, September 24, 2012
Report: N.F.L. investigating Andy Reid for establishing elaborate, clandestine food-for-turnover scheme
Unlike the Saints bounty system, the league believes Reid is the only team employee involved in the food-for-turnovers plan that rewards the coach with fine fare and snacks during and after games for each turnover committed by his team (an eye-popping, er, mouth-watering 12 in three games this season).