Glue made from the horses will be used to make the needed minor repairs to the passenger rail car. "They are strong horses but not very fast," said one passenger. |
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Friday, November 16, 2012
Attempt to go green turns red: Budweiser Clydesdales crushed to death pulling NJ Transit's RiverLine
The transit agency and the macro brewery agreed not to hold the sustainability awareness promotion again after all eight horses were run over by the massive rail car while attempting to negotiate a slight downhill grade.
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