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Friday, September 17, 2010
Seattle in chaos after capturing WNBA title; nation's coffee supply could be interrupted
Above: The Seattle Storm celebrate a sweep over the Atlanta Dream in the WNBA finals in Atlanta's Phillips Arena yesterday. Below: Championship celebrations get out of control in downtown Seattle as police are called to the scene. The turmoil in the Pacific Northwest, experts say, will undoubtedly disrupt the country's coffee supply. The Storm has aired several public service announcements pleading with fans to celebrate responsibly. In one announcement, WNBA Final's mvp Lauren Jackson warns, "If you guys don't knock it off, they're going to move the championship parade to Tacoma. C'mon everyone, let's party with class."
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