Lakers threaten to sue Jack Nicholson after actor spotted courtside at, um, well, a Clippers home game

The team said if they cannot sue Nicholson--the case will unlikely make it to court--they will attempt to keep the big screen star from attending future Clippers games by moving his familiar sideline Lakers seats "two or three inches" closer to the court. "He'll officially be the closest fan to the court, not only in the Staples Center, but the entire league," said one Lakers official. "He can't turn that down."