Monday, October 29, 2012

Gov Christie reluctantly heeds weather experts' advice: will not fly into center of storm, eat it

Above: New Jersey Governor Chris Christie flashes the number three to members of the media gathered in Trenton this morning. The Governor was outlining the three items he needed to devour Hurricane Sandy and prevent billions of dollars in damage: a bottle of ketchup, a straw, and a large spork. "The National Hurricane Center has pleaded that I do not attempt such a dangerous--yet very worthy--mission for the Garden State, and I have given in to their warnings. Prepare for major wind, rain, and surge."

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