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Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Report: Hesitant to completely sever ties with troubled cyclist, Livestrong to be renamed the Armstrong Foundation
Above: The popular yellow Livestrong (a division of Fibstrong) wristband given to donors of the nonprofit. Following the Lance Armstrong doping scandal, many donors are finding that the wristband packaging fine print is correct: once on a wrist they cannot ever be removed, as they are flame and cut resistant.