A satirical look at the Philadelphia region and beyond.
(All stories are fabricated, with no basis on fact.)
Monday, October 8, 2012
Historians confirm Columbus had 4th and 5th ships, which sadly sailed off edge of world
The Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria were fortunate enough to complete the arduous journey to the New World in 1492. The Sasha and the Steve unfortunately navigated using the wrong constellation, Orion's Suspenders, which cost them dearly.