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Friday, February 1, 2013
Report: Normally reserved Joe Flacco to perform Sloppy Swish during player introductions at Super Bowl
New Orleans--Ravens head coach John Harbaugh says there is no truth to the rumor that his quarterback, Joe Flacco, who is a self-proclaimed "huge 'SNL' fan," will perform the unusual dance on Sunday at the Superdome. The coach also strongly denied that the South Jersey native pulled a hamstring while making last-minute adjustments to his Sloppy Swish technique on Wednesday's walk-through practice. "I can't comment on nor am I concerned whether or not Joe will perform the Sloppy whatever-it's-called coming out of the tunnel before the game this weekend," said Harbaugh, obviously annoyed that the story has captured the attention of his once-focused team and the national media. "The Ravens have one goal on Sunday: humiliate the (butt) head coach of the opposing team. Oops, I mean, play hard and win the game." Taran Killam, the actor who stars in the Swish "SNL" short, was spotted on Bourbon Street Tuesday evening reportedly wearing a Ravens cap. Player introductions could be worth watching this year.
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