A satirical look at the Philadelphia region and beyond. (All stories are fabricated, with no basis on fact.)
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Bouncer thought all residents very generous
Portland,Oregon-Blake Jarvon recently moved to the Portland area to pursue a career in ID-analization, or bouncing. The area is known for it's bouncing academies and highly competitive bouncing internships.
Jarvon began working at the Skinny Wheel Bar on 3rd and Duck Streets over two weeks ago. Upon checking ID after ID Jarvon felt great about his decision to move cross-country to pursue his dream. Why? Every ID he scoped was,as he thought, an 'Oregon' donor.
"Every card that I looked at had Oregon printed at the top. It's just a great thing that all of the residents here are Oregon donors," said a teary-eyed Jarvon, wearing a PowerAid headband.
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