Fresh off an embarrassing loss on Monday Night Football to the Washington Redskins last night, Donovan McNabb told a room of Media an even more embarrassing fact: that he is really left-handed. "I've been playing all these years with my right hand, it's really quite shocking," said a shocked McNabb. The news came this morning from the results of a standard team-wide blood test the players took prior to the Green Bay game last week. Many feel playing with his less-dominant hand explains McNabb's ineffectiveness in the past including last night's atrocity. But what will the quarterback do starting next week against the Detroit Lions? "We haven't made a decision regarding right or left hand for next week. The training staff will make the decision when they feel the time is right," said a somber McNabb. Who is to blame for this gaffe, who else? "Again, I take full responsibility for this situation, as I should have known he was left-handed," said a stunned Coach Andy Reid.
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