A satirical look at the Philadelphia region and beyond. (All stories are fabricated, with no basis on fact.)
Friday, September 7, 2007
Staten Island makes change
In an effort to alter its image nationwide, Staten Island has joined with Cooper Sinclair Advertising to remake itself. To lure businesses and commerce, the Staten Island Commerce Group of Associates has decided upon a name change.
"The only way to alter our image is to change our name, I don't see any other way,"said Ifnell Muggsee, president of the League of Associates.
After hours of meetings and joint meetings the committee came up with "Stanhatten." They decided to drop 'Island' from the name and be more aggressive, hip and may even add some skyscrapers.
"Welcome To Stanhatten."
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