God is not all that clumsy, but yesterday stubbed a toe on the top of the growing Burj Dubai Tower (pictured) during a leisurely walk in heaven. The tower recently became the tallest building and free-standing structure in the world, when it surpassed the CN Tower in Toronto, Canada. "I totally forgot they were building the tower so high and I just didn't see it sticking up through one of the clouds," said God. God has admittedly had a difficult week with the New England Patriots being caught cheating during a game against the New York Jets. God is the self-proclaimed number one Patriots fan in all the heavens. The toe is alright, though it was slightly bruised God healed it immediately on site. To prevent further incidents Jesus has placed several bottles of wine and water on the clouds around the top of the building as a warning.
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