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Wednesday, March 19, 2008
I-95 mess gives great idea to entrepreneur
Milton Besinger, an entrepreneur from Bensalem, PA, was sitting in traffic caused by the shut down of Interstate-95 yesterday when he came up with a great idea. On Monday engineers discovered a large crack in a concrete pillar that supports the interstate between Allegheny and Girard Avenues.
"I've been sitting in this mess for hours and I got to thinking and it just popped into my head," said Besinger.
Besinger hopes the idea is a success. "Whether or not I can make any money from the idea depends on whether the idea is a success."
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