A satirical look at the Philadelphia region and beyond. (All stories are fabricated, with no basis on fact.)
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Dry weather forces Elves to bake outside of tree
The Keebler Elves have been forced to make cookies outside of their tree-kitchen due to the dry weather that has descended upon southeastern Pennsylvania. Having an oven inside a tree has always been questioned by NBSC(National Board of Safety in Cooking), but adding the dry conditions forced the organization to step in. "We asked the elves to bake outside until the area has received sufficient rainfall," said Megan Hagginson, NBSC Vice President. The tree, located in Fairmount Park, has been under the watch of the NBSC recently due to failing a smoke detector inspection in August. "But we bake great cookies," said one of the elves.
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