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Thursday, May 29, 2008
PECO denies ties to OPEC
PECO(Philadelphia Electric Company) has issued a public statement denying all rumors that the company is linked to OPEC(Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries).
"Look at the name," said oil expert, Greg Dorzil,"they just moved the 'O' to the beginning, thinking that they were going to fool everyone."
While it's true that moving the 'O' to the beginning of PECO forms OPEC, the connection seems to end there. "The connection ends there," said PECO regional grid operator, Shane Tordini. "Talk to OPEC. How do you know they didn't move the 'O' to the end and started PECO?"
A very good point Mr Todini. A very good point indeed.
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