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Wednesday, November 21, 2007
At 4'11" Rollins smallest MVP ever
Jimmy Rollins who stands 4' 9" was voted yesterday as the National League's Most Valuable Player. With the announcement came the news that Rollins is the smallest player ever to win the award in either league. The 4' 5" Rollins was beaming yesterday when he learned the results of the Baseball Writers of Association voting. One writer called Rollins "the most exciting shortstop in the game." Not only is he the MVP but the 4'2" Rollins also captured a Gold Glove award this year. "It's been a phenomenal year for the 3'10" player," said Dodgers' Manager Joe Torre.
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