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Friday, November 23, 2007
Johnson, three other defensive coaches faint while watching film of Pats offense
Eagles' defensive coordinator Jim Johnson and three other defensive coaches collapsed yesterday while watching film of the New England Patriots offfense operate. The four coaches were fine and treated at the Eagles Nova Care Practice facility in South Philadelphia. Doctors called the incident "fainting from terror." Doctor Jim Sorum said,"The four coaches were working in the film room late last night viewing a Patriots drive from earlier in the year when all fainted in their chairs." One of the coach's pants was ripe with the odor of urine which Doctor Sorum said has happened to several defensive coaches that the Patriots have faced this season.
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