Sunday, December 2, 2007

Little Debbie caught with Tastykakes in hotel room

Philadelphia,Pa-Little Debbie , who has been traveling the country to promote her new pop music CD entitled Oatmeal Creme Pioneer, was in Philadelphia for the past several days. She performed two sold-out shows at the Electric Factory on Thursday and Friday nights. The singer and snack cake mogul was staying at the Market Street Marriott when a controversial discovery was made.

Hotel maid Floresnez Santo Guirerez entered Debbie's room with incorrect information that snack maker had checked out. When Guirerez turned the corner to the bedroom area she was shocked at what she saw.

"There were multiple Tastykake wrappers all over the bed and floor. She was asleep but had a Krimpet in her hand," said the maid.

Krimpets are one of Tastykake's, a Philadelphia snack cake company and rival Little Debbie company, most popular products.

"I didn't know what to do or who to tell," cried the maid. Guirerez did the right thing by informing her supervisor who informed the media.

Little Debbie at first had no comment then her publicist released this statement:
Little Debbie is thoroughly embarrassed at the incident that has occurred in Philadelphia. She loves her own line of snack cakes so very much from the Oatmeal Creme Pies to the Swiss Cake Rolls. Like many of us, however, who have traveled to the Delaware Valley it is very difficult to turn down a Tastykake. Personally the Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes are my favorite and Krimpets are Little Debbie's favorite. She would like to apologize to her employees at McKee Foods Corp, maker of Little Debbie products. Also it is with great pleasure that I announce Little Debbie's new stage name for future concerts and tours-Little Debra. Thank you.

1 comment:

qazse said...

Funny piece. I am surprised that L.D. did not deny the incident. After all she lied about her affair with Tom Carvel.